Well done society.
I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.
Originally from Still here
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
Originally from saved by the grace of southern charm
Originally from The Unknown
Originally from I Will Follow You Into Da Funk
Originally from Untitled
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
Originally from THERE IS NO Carol in HR
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
Originally from Unironically Enthusiastic Nerdfighter
Originally from Misandry Mermaid
Originally from My Teen Quote
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
everything in his cart is juice
Wut the hell does he do during the weekends?
Originally from if you say so