How to get a thigh gap
stand with your legs apart
Why would you want one anyway? They’re gross looking.
(Source: totallynotlauren)
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
(via amazetastic)
John Green's tumblr: code-red-arthur: festusthehappydragon: darkstoriesofthenorth:...
John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly…
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
oh
(via david-tennants-ass)
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
So jelly! YOUR PIZZA HUT DELIVERS?!
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0m:
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
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I nEED TO Go BACK TO SLEEP NOW
I was having the best dream ever. I co-starred on an episode of Sherlock. John was missing, but Bobby Singer and I were there to help. No that Sherlock thought he needed any help. Eventually he let us help, though because he wasn’t so good a the whole demon thing. Anyway, after the episode, Benedict and I became FRIENDS. He regularly invited me to his house for tea etc, it was just perfect. Also he’s a hugger and I WAS IN THE mIDDLE OF A HUG FrOM BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH when I was rudely awakened by songbirds outside my window x.x
ALSO my mother insulted his voice but I was like in fangirl mode and I was all like “but mo-om his voice is the best part!” Then I went on to “some would argue his eyes, but I could just listen to him talk all day.” And when I looked up he was giving me this look like… I dunno narrowed eyes and a kind of sideways glance like “really?”.
ALSO I CONVINCED HIM TO mAKE A TUMBLR
okay after seeing these to i really do believe we need one of the ninth doctor guys
I think that would have to be the “Air from my lungs” gif.
I did it…
yay ~ you are officially amazing ^
MY AUNT SENDS ME EMAILS ALL THE TIME AND THEY’RE ALWAYS ALL IN CAPS AND IT’S VERY AMUSING TO IMAGINE HER SITTING AT HER COMPUTER IN HER LITTLE HOUSE SURROUNDED BY HER CATS YELLING AT ME ABOUT THE CARDINALS ON HER BACK PORCH OR HER BROTHER’S DAUGHTER’S HUSBAND’S SISTER’S LATEST EXPLOIT AND I REALLY THINK SHE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL OLD LADY ON THE INTERNET BUT I’M VERY ENTERTAINED BY THE WHOLE THING
why is sexuality such a big thing like
just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent
why is it such a huge thing
You should run for office.
if i ran for office i would end up legalizing situational murder
yeah, definitely run for office.
(Source: chadslindberg, via jesusdoesntfit)
